Complex call recorded in Mariana Trench, probably from baleen whale

When police interviewed the boy, he said this was not the first time he’d drank alcohol and that he’d been drinking Christian Brothers Brandy all day. The fourth-grader also told deputies that someone had given him four shots of brandy, although the police report does not say who that person was. He said he doesn’t remember anything after looking outside to see if a noise he heard was one of his friends.“I think my son’s died,” Ritchie can be heard telling the dispatcher. “He got into a hot bath last night with my wife and she thought [unintelligible] OK. So, he said he wanted to go lay down in bed.”

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Sydney high school students' re-creation of life-saving drug highlights how cheaply it can be made

Hold on, what the hell happened to my Satanists? Did they slip through the cracks of the me decade along with Underoos and New Coke? Did they steal away in the night with our children between two slices of sourdough? Or did Don Wall finally get it when he said, Worshipping the devil is not illegal. Child molestation is. That’s what I focused on.” Way to take all the fun out of an old fashioned witch hunt, Donnie. By finally prosecuting the crime and not a lifestyle choice, dangerous child-predators are behind bars and we, as a society, step out of the dark ages and into the light. But cmon Mr. Wall, you couldve at least splashed some holy water on the fucker.According to Assistant State’s Attorney Kate Lenhard, the teen then grabbed a 7-week-old kitten and “purposely crushed (the cat) to death in his hands.”

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Myanmar state counselor pledges commitment to lasting peace for country in 2017

On the video, a frustrated Callaway can be seen smacking the child on the leg and face, saying, “Shut up,” and, “Start and I’m gonna kick you in the [expletive] face”No word on how police honed in on the woman’s ex-husband as the person who placed the bomb, but police said they recovered evidence at Sunny’s home. “We’re pretty clear that the woman was targeted by her ex-husband,” said Redlands Police Spokesman Carl Baker. “This ties in to a domestic dispute.”

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Mooncakes that challenge your taste buds

On Thursday, police announced they had arrested 18-year-old Dustin August Martin and 17-year-old Jacob LeBlanc (click names to see sexy mugs), charging them both with conspiracy to murder after the fact, conspiracy to commit arson, and conspiracy to desecrate a human body. Martin squealed like a pig and gave police a detailed description of what happened in the home when he and LeBlanc arrived.Her grandmother discovered the injury after she returned home from school one day. “When I saw just the horror of it, I just started to cry,” said Dorris Bearden. “I cried as I un-braided her hair and the hair fell out in my hands.” […]

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Tokyo shares open flat awaiting Fed meeting results

Afterwards, Lopez killed the infant by throwing it out of her second-floor window. She would end up confessing what she had done to her mother, who went outside and located the baby.According to the Ostermiller family, Renesmee was completely normal until she birthed a litter of kittens. About three days after the litter was squished out, Renesmee began scheming – she was going to kill the humans. She put her plan into action early Tuesday morning. Jackie said she woke that morning and realized the cat was acting ‘panicky.’ Seems a male cat had wandered too close to a screen door and Renesmee went into defense mode, protecting her litter from possible harm. Jackie grabbed the cat to prevent her from bolting out a hole in the screen door – an action that immediately sent the cat into ‘fuck off and die’ mode. “All I heard was rrwwwrrrr hisss,” said Jackie.

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Xi stresses Party regulatory system

Teenagers in the neighborhood said all three foster children were related to each other, and that Evans did not live in the home and is the step-brother of the foster mother’s grandson.Investigators do not have a motive behind the stabbing, but did say the suspect has no known history of mental illness and no prior domestic violence calls have been made to the home.

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